Eat me
EAT Me Technology™
Work hard. Play harder. EAT ME Technology™ is our MVP, a plant-based, all-natural, high-ly effective emulsion that lets the good times roll in fast.
EAT ME Technology™ is:
- Rapid Onset
- Increased bioavailability
- Plant-based
- Delicious AF
That’s cool, but what does it mean?
Increased Bioavailability
You want it to work fast, and we’re on it. EAT ME Technology™ breaks down the cannabinoids into smaller drops so your body easily absorbs the good stuff, quickly, every time.
Long story short: Less work, more play.
Rapid Onset
Is it working?
Am I feeling it?
How long has it been?
If you’re asking yourself these questions, you’re missing out. Let’s face it, waiting sucks. MAD Hatter OG kicks waiting to the curb with our rapid onset EAT ME Technology™.
Consistent Dosing
Cannabis: It’s a flower. It’s a diamond. It’s an oil. Cannabis is many things, but it ain’t water soluble. If you want it to work properly and consistently, then you need to give it some love and attention. EAT ME Technology™ gives you dosing you can count on, by blending the cannabinoids evenly into every bite.
Plant-Based
Since oil and water don’t mix, emulsions are key to hold things together. For EAT ME Technology™ the rules of engagement are simple: if it doesn’t come from a plant, it doesn’t go into our gummies. We’re keeping things easy, and all-natural.
Delicious AF
Damn that tastes good! Forget the bitter, herbal after taste you’ve experienced with other edibles, EAT ME Technology™ tunes out weird flavours left behind, and gives you just a great tasting edible.
On the level, these gummies are freaking amazing.